Thank you! There has never been a better fit for Marias’ personality and political cache than the sneak preview of the 2014 line of reversible pinstripe straight leg executive cut that she has been wearing as of late as a Banana Republic exclusive.
The 2014 line of straight leg from the Republic is proud to announce their newest innovation of invisible spinal support that gives even the loosest lumbar a straight and narrow profile.
According to our anonymous sources, Maria has never been happier or more well adjusted. When we contacted her chiropractor for comment he declined to go on record about the integrity of her skeletal structure.
In any case, we are excited about her new pants and we hope she wears them well in 2014!
– Hotz Stories